When making a horror movie (or, in this case, a horror comedy) where the villain is simply a bloodthirsty wild animal (meaning nothing supernatural or with inherent personality), you need at least one of two things: compelling characters that you want to root for or creatively over-the-top kills. Ideally, you’d have both. Sadly, Coyotes has neither. On top of that, the probably intentional B-movie aesthetic just looks cheap, like if the Hallmark Channel pivoted to horror. Frankly, there just isn’t much to recommend here. Neither the horror nor the comedy elements hit, which is especially noticeable with the sluggish pacing early on.