I mean... It's A Minecraft Movie. I know fans of the film and games will combat my criticisms with "It's just entertainment" or "It's for kids." And if you feel that way, fine. But you can't possibly tell me, even unironically, that this movie is good. Jason Momoa and some of the aesthetics give this movie a leg up, but between Jack Black's directionless performance, the cringe humour, the horrific green screen, the weak character writing, and the abhorrent script full of clichés and inconsistencies, it's obvious nobody behind this cared about what they presented since it was making money anyway.